Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Knock, knock jokes

The knock-knock joke is a type of joke, in the format of "call and response", where the response contains a pun.

The standard format has five lines:
  1. The punster: Knock, knock!
  2. The recipient: Who's there?
  3. The punster: a variable response, sometimes involving a name (Doctor.)
  4. The recipient: a repetition of the response followed by who? (Doctor who?)
  5. The punster: the punch line, which typically involves a pun-
    based misusage of the word set up during the response (How did you know?)*
    *From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Some popular Knock, knock jokes are:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!





Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell !!
doorbell!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

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